Mountain of shit and Heap of lies

STOP! Its not any Hollywood movie title!!!! But the story is good enough to be a movie or maybe as good as a movie story itself.... Oh my God!! I am starting to get "Bella"fied!! (Whisper- and I am referencing to the particular movie of "Eclipse"!! Shhhhhh.... )

Anyways, that was a lot of my crap for the day. Well, as I said in my first, these vacaxams do provide you with some great amount of precious time to just gather some insights of what all is happening around you which always refuses to be in the limelight of the newspapers but still is good enough to increase their TRP's by an amount no one would ever expect or imagine!! And guess what the story tellers or the story creators as you can say, keep it to themselves giving some bull-crap privacy issues.No one must have imagined the Hugormous number (Huge + Enormous..) of such 'beautiful' story pro founders in our country.HELL yeah Its sarcastic!!!

Okay, I'll go with the story step by step......

Step I-

A guy falls in 'Love' with a girl.

Step II-

The girl too thinks she is in 'Love' with him.

Step III-

She shares every goddamn secret with the guy, trusting him. Well, it is but obvious.But the time span of all these incidents beginning from their first meeting to the day of proposal and the break up (Hell, I am so bad at telling stories), was just around a month!!!! WTF!!

Step IV-

As I said earlier, they had the Break-Up!!
Reason?? The same old story, the girl fell in love with some other guy.. So sweeet...

Step V-

The letters they shared, the fun they had, the poems they sang (yea, i guess they were a lot from the old school), everything shattered like glass, vanished into thin air. (Weep weep)

Step VI-

The guy was shattered. She had made out an enemy. He had the 'guts' to do anything for her! It was time for revenge. But the guy she had fell in love with was "beyond his reach" as he says. So he decided to play a game. A game full of deceit and lies. A dangerous turn had been written in  their lives. God, please save the girl!!

Step VII-

The secrets she shared with the (1st) guy, had some of her very highly sensitive past ( it seems). The guy decided to use it against her. So he began with the job at his hands. He 'created' a new past for himself, a completely new history, including his birthday, and even his parents!! It was just as similar to hers!! So now i get it, he was going to emotionally blackmail her. Crap.......

The 'new' history was highly seductive ( in some sensible sense, dumbos). It made the girl cry. She had 'made' some terrible mistake. She was now torn between the 2 guys. One she was 'In Love' with and her ex who seemed to have been sharing a 'similar' past like him, who could 'understand' her better, who could 'take care' of her better, so she thought...

Step VIII-

Enter- 4 guys who later became her super-heroes!! They came to know about the things that the (1st) guy said, and laughed over the story over a cup of coffee. They decide to save the girl, but simultaneously teach the guy a lesson. A lesson he'll never forget, and would think infinitely ( figuratively 'course or he would've beat Rajnikant anna!!) before doing such a masterpiece of shit!!

Step IX-

They talk to the girl and secretly sneak out to get her diary, the letters they shared, the poems they sang (Deja vou!! ) It contained all of his (The 1st guys.... aargh) heroics and his so called 'past'. Now they planned some shit too.. Hahaha.. The guy's life was going to be hell(literally now.... true story). They were furious, they were enraged, they were incensed and were good at planning too!!

Step X-

The day of the rendezvous had arrived. The Fantastic 4 had it all planned. The epic battle (of words) started.
The questions they asked, the proofs they had, the truths they believed compelled him to agree upon everything. Right from the beginning of the story to the very end of it. And by the powers vested upon the 4 of them, they released the girl from the wrath of his deceit and lies. And everything was happy ever after.



Gosh!! Such a big story!!

The guy (her ex) was really at the fault. Who would care for a girl so much that you could make yourself an orphan!? That too when you have your parents fit 'n fine and loving u so much?! That's a real mystery.

Well if you want the complete planning of the 4 superheroes contact me asap. :P Just kidding...

Note-
All the characters in the above story are true to life and are not fiction. If you do find a relevance in your real life then, hell nobody cares!!

Vacaxams

I guess I may start with a bit of a confession, its just a first attempt to blogging as for every other thing we do. Just hope its fair enough.. Whoopsies!

Well about the name.. Its just the time when the whole engineering era in the university gets to enjoy some free time, with some en- "lightened" load of the submissions and assignments of those not so merry-go subjects and the only few days when officially the colleges declare a series of holidays altogether!! Well these holidays have been given another studious name of "Preparatory Leaves" and they are true to the name enough with the upcoming tension of the dysfunctional practicals, dumb vivas (or may I put it up as single side communication?!) and the blank theory exams. The end of these "vacations" mark the beginning of a war every engineer has to face, that to gain a 40!! Thus the name, "Vacaxams".. (i.e. Vacations + Exams if u still dont get it.. :P)

But still these string of holidays do provide a good time for things other than preparation.and dont worry I am not at all going to talk about the crappy plans every other friend of mine has scratched out for him/her neither mine.I'll surely save you that trouble.

Now its but obvious of you to think"Why the Crap did you write this complete thing then for!!?"

Well the answer is as simple as that, as I said earlier, its just the first time for me to blog and couldn't think of any other topic right now than whats going on!! But after this I think that there would sure be some more of them coming with some good topic though!! See ya till then!!